We have been told that Hottie McAussie likes to go fishing. Yes, in a boat, with a long pole, flies, net, probably a dodgy, floppy hat. Apparently his wife goes with him. Bit of a turn-off.
Then the same, heretofore assumed-to-be-reliable source told us he over heard The Cowboy talking about YouTube porn.
These "facts" were more than enough to put us off.
But then we thought harder: this source was rather put out when he heard the cut-off age for Oldmancrush was 45. So we're deciding, for now, to ignore the rumours and enjoy ogling for the remaining week and a half we have in the same office as our Oldmancrushes.
Source is just jealous, no doubt, and trying to sabotage. Bless.
Besides, Teddy called me by name AGAIN. You can't just give up on that sort of attention.
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I think Young Saboteur has beef with Cowboy in particular. Maybe Cowboy stole his chick in a past life.
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