In defence of older men

Josh is being wooed by a very persistent co-worker, a very surprisingly forward local co-worker, who is probably her age. I'm impressed, actually, by his nerve. Apparently that makes me hateful.

So, as a reminder of why we ogle the older guys:

1. They're less likely to stalk
2. They're more likely to be married already, so you know it's truly fantasy
3. They've probably had years of being ogled, so our attention is like water off the proverbial.
4. Less likely to tell stories about our crushes to put us off them (take note, Young Saboteur).
5. Men of the world don't need to pretend to "fix someone's computer" so they can ogle us!